memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

(via didgeridood)

cannibalapple:

Oh my god

cannibalapple:

Oh my god

(via lamefriend)

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

(via zachsgay)

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

(via rammarcio)

Fuck with me

Fuck with me

swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

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(via lamefriend)

(via tortillah)

chadleymacguff:

when you’re high and go to 7-11

chadleymacguff:

when you’re high and go to 7-11

(via weepingdildo)

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